we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Anonymous asked: g, m, s
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
i always have a bottle of hand sanitizer on me. the more you know :)
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck