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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

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light up dat blunt scoob 

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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ilovemy4c-hair:

yarrahs-life:

urbanculturee:

fortheloveoftrilll:

thanoblesavage:

More proof.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how amazingly this body was preserved!!! Also BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE. Never let these white washed history books tell you any different.

Only reason we have white people is because of the migration and climate difference back then and how the body adapted to it. 

I swear….

well duh


What is white and black. I swear…

Anonymous asked: g, m, s

future-crack-addict:

G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION

pizza

M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

virgin

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

i always have a bottle of hand sanitizer on me. the more you know :)

kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

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flawedpeopleareworthloving:

look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE

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kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

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unclefather:

when u exhale after hitting the blunt

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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